Quotes from Joanne Fluke

In case you don’t know who Joanne Fluke is, she’s the author of the Hannah Swensen books. Hallmark also picked up some of the books to make into movies.

In honor of National Chocolate Chip Day, I decided to share some quotes from Joanne.



“IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.”
― Joanne Fluke, Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder



“The secret of high finance…if you really need a loan, you won’t qualify. And if you don’t need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.” Peach Cobbler Murder

“If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so
grouchy in the morning.” Strawberry Shortcake Murder

“If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.” Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

“You’ll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul.” Joanne Fluke

“There was no greater gift than making someone laugh. People who laughed were happy.” Apple Turnover Murder

“Solving crimes certainly wasn’t as easy as they made it seem in the movies.” Chocolate Chip Murder

I hope you enjoyed these quotes from Joanne Fluke, and I hope you get a chocolate chip cookie soon.